SMILESAWAY
Why Queenslanders are flying 7000 Kilometers to got to Bangkok Smile’s dentist.
OUT THE FRONT OF BANGKOK SMILE DENTAL CLINIC, just off the manically Sukhumvhit Road, tuk-tuks blurt their way across the intersection and food vendors grill chicken on an open flame. Had they walked into the air-conditioned calm of the clinic, they might have picked up some tips from compatriots on where to find the best street food.

Patricia calls herself a “teeth person”. Like O’Neill, who’s now upstairs with a dentist, she’s “just got a thing about teeth”. Twelve months ago she had a tooth pulled for AU$320. Bangkok Smile quotes AU$25 for a simple extraction, AU$120 for the trickiest of wisdom teeth. She learned of such differences after ADT advertised in her local paper. ‘l’he 68-year-old had been thinking about investing in dental bridges for four gaps in her mouth that she thought were forcing her to overuse her front teeth. Given they were traveling to Bangkok en route to Russia.and Spain, Allan told her, “Just do it”.

So here they sit, waiting for their consultation. Allan’s going to ask about replacing his old amalgams. He thinks they could be contributing to his unsettled gut. Patricia is also keen to veneer some teeth but she’s got no idea what all the work she wants is going to cost. Her “excellent” Sunshine Coast dentist charges AU$160 for a quote. “I’m thinking [it will cost] about AU$3000,” she says, as her eyes turn to the commotion coming from upstairs.

FOREIGN MEDICOS HAVE HARDLY ENJOYED A BIG rap in Queensland since the exposure of the deadly work of Indian-trained surgeon Jayant Patel A costly inquiry has been held and protocols set up to ensure overseas medical recruits meet Australian standards and work only in their approved disciplines. We rightly complained the government had been gambling with our health.

Yet when confronted with a quote of AU$30,000 for dental work as in O’Neill’s case, or a public hospital waiting list for a hip replacement of up to 12 months, some of us are prepared to take the gamble ourselves. They reasoned that Thailand’s medical tourism had flourished, technology and training improved and that Australian dentists simply overcharged.

The fact is, Australia has a dental dilemma: we’re chronically low on dentists and we need a lot of work. Adult decay rates are the second worst among OECI) countries, hut we will be short 1500 dentists within four years. It’s reasonable to conclude the basic law of supply and demand is factored into the pricing policies of private clinics overwhelmed by patients, but the Australian Dental Association’s CEO, lawyer Robert Boyd-Boland, denies it. He says prices have risen in step with the cost of health provision.

UPSTAIPS IN ONE OF BANGKOK SMILE’S COMPACT consulting rooms 1 Dr. Sunisa Jueng JitRak is reexamining the X-ray that sent O’Neill into a spin and down on Australian dentists, to be fair, she was already halfway there. She’s suffered teeth problems for six years and has shopped around Queensland dentists trying to find relief she’d already spent about $12,000 on extractions, root canal, crowns and bridges before deciding to check out Thailand.

Sunisa has agreed to show me the cause of O’Neill’s dummy-spit. She point to a root canal on an upper front tooth towards the left, and explains it has not been filled to the apex. It’s about 3mm short, not sealing off the roots from bacteria. It’s infected.

Sunisa, though, is not as keen to dump on her fellow dental professionals as O’Neill. “This can happen to any general dental practitioner,” she says in English. “It could last forever without any symptoms, but we cannot be sure.” The pain and swelling O’Neill complains of is what makes Sunisa believe the root canal needs attention.

(As O’Neill was singing ‘Thai dentists’ praises downstairs, I asked why she was convinced a dentist she’d just met was more credible than those in Australia. “Because she is thorough,” she replied. “Because she cares. I’ve been in there an hour-and- a-half and she’s listened, the bloody dentist back home just said, ‘It’s receding gums, take Panadol’.”)

O’Neill’s consultation helps seal her plan to have five dental implants. Including two in the place of bridges she will have removed. She’s had hepatitis B injections in readiness. She hates how food gets stuck underneath a bridge, a false tooth that is attached to teeth on either side but not embedded into the gum.

Implants are a more aggressive form of tooth replacement hut leave adjoining teeth untouched. A dental surgeon implants a titanium fixture resembling a screw into the jawbone to act like the root of a tooth. The best result is achieved if a crown is fitted to the implant after three to nine months — which means O’Neill will need to make a return trip.

That’s not looking likely for Patricia. She’s having her teeth X-rayed in an adjoining room and was a little taken aback at the concept of implants when Sunisa mentioned them. The idea of “cutting into my gum” makes her squirm. When she returns with her X-ray, Sunisa pops it up on the screen over the examination chair, Patricia’s decision is suddenly casier. Her sinuses are too low; meaning implants would require a bone graft.

Her response is brief. “Forget it.”

Bridges it is. However, one of the anchor teeth on the bottom right side is not rooted well enough to support a bridge. Sermsakul is consulted and agrees, leaving Patricia to consider an implant.

O’Neill will undergo her own improvements next week after spending much of the first week having bridges removed, her teeth whitened, and X-rays and mouth moulds organised. Her root canal has been redone and one of the clinic’s in-house periodontists has spent two hours cleaning her gums.

She has no problems with the clinic’s professionalism. “They are brilliant, they just listen and they’re so quick and efficient and gentle. Couldn’t be better.” She loved the complimentary foot massage she received during the teeth whitening and the fact they stayed open into the night, or worked weekends, to satisfy foreign clients.

She is bucking their advice, though, and insisting on having veneers placed on five of her front teeth. “I’ve thought about it, and it’s what I want to do, for me,” she says. “I don’t drink ... much,” she says, remembering the night of the hawkers. “I don’t smoke, I don’t go to nightclubs. This is what I want.”

She counts all implants, crowns and bridges as cosmetic work and argues that a place like Bangkok Smile is more likely to take time with clients than a “busy run-of-the-mill dentist doing a good health job, trying to keep people’s teeth going”.

Bangkok Smile says it has a strict system guarding against cross-infection and uses the autoclave system of sterilization, with headpieces also going into the machine — highlighted as important by Coates — at 135 degrees Celsius.

Of course, there are excellent dentists in Asia, says Cones, and some not-so-good practitioners here. “It’s just I would be very selective about who I went to in Asia. Whereas in Australia, 90 percent of the time I could be a lot less selective. AFTER SIX HOURS IN THE DENTIST’S CHAIR, Patricia Penny is in a coffee shop munching on a ham and cheese waffle “with a full mouth of teeth”. It’s a great sensation, she says. Allan’s also feeling better.

Patricia’s had two bridges and a set of crowns fitted today in addition to a trickier bridge put on earlier in the week. She’s had her teeth whitened — and the foot massage — and her veneers of 16 years removed. Four new front ones will go on next week. The bill, which includes X-rays, came to AU$10O

Another session at the clinic discussing options convinced the Pennys to research implants further. Allan will get his fillings done, however, for about AU$30 each. "At the end of the day, I’ve got a foil mouth of teeth in a matter of hours,” she adds, tucking into an ice-cream sundae but putting aside the nuts. “It’s all over, that’s the amazing part. And I never felt they were rushing, or pushing. It was just like the dentists at home, really.” JOAN O’NEILL HAS WALKED THE BRIDGE OVER THE River Kwai, rejected the advances of foot masseuses in the night markets and bought a ‘r-shin that reads “Care u Teeth”. She and Napth inc-Smith mastered the Bangkok Sky Train giggling every time they heard Nana station announced — and filled a bag full of treasures. They were wary when they left Thailand. “We had so many laughs,” says O’Neill.

Over coffee on the Mooloolaba Esplanade, O’Neill tells how her Thailand adventure has meant more to her than an (almost) new set of teeth. It’s broadened her horizons and improved her attitude toward Asians. “Like 95 per cent of Australians, I was very ignorant. We get cranky when they speak in their lingo here hut we expect them to speak our language when we’re there, and they do. So I admire them. The way they have to live is horrendous, the city is filthy, but they’re wonderful people.”

She smiles, revealing her gleaming, veneered front teeth. The sight inside her mouth is not as pretty. What look like metal rings can be seen sticking out from inside the gum. Metal Mouth, as she is now known to friends, admits to a moment of panic when the dental surgeon began the implants. “I wasn’t seared until that second and I was thinking, ‘please, please don’t stuff this up’. He numbed me, but I could feel the pressure of the cut into the gum and then I felt the explosion of the blood.” Next came a drill, and the sensation of the surgeon ratcheting a screw into the hole. Two weeks after the implants, she’s still on antibiotics and hasn’t tackled a steak. She probably won’t until after she returns in six months for the crowns. An old Bangkok hand now, the prospect of going back is not as scary